Tales of the Drunk: Public Transportation Edition

Well its not my experience but rather my best friends.. so *mario style* here we goooo...

One day on the GoBus a man entered for an 6:00 ride. He was holding a bottle in a brown paper bag and was in regular street cloathing. He was walking around offering what he called his "Happy Water" to the other passengers. He ended up dropping a spilling the happy water all over the floor and said something along the lines of "uh oh, not my happy water!" he bended over to pick it up but he only bended at the waist and couldn't reach it. Not only was he to far away from the bottle, he was compleatly off target and grabbing air around the bottle. He was like that untill my friend got off the bus. It was a pretty funny experience. I had a few laughs.

Ahh.. good times.

Oh one of drunks. My sister had alot to drink and was playing a drinking game were everyone writes 5 dares on paper and if you can do it everyone else drinks but if you can't you drink. Well one of the dares was to bite a candle and she did it, but if no one told her to stop chewing she said she would have swallowed it. I showed her the candle afterwards and was like "How can you do that" and she took the candle and bit it again, I posted the picture of the candle on here, so go check out my pictures. She also did a 30 second comedy thing which wasn't very funny content but she was extreamly funny.