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DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hi… Continue

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Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?

AvatarOfSolusek: no

AvatarOfSolusek: well

AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness

Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs

AvatarOfSolusek: lol

Jakefeb3: now i have a plan

Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

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< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west

< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph

< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road

< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway

< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he c… Continue

« For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well… Continue