Welcome, Harrison!

Tl;dr version: I'm going to draw myself everyday because I'm that vain trying to improve myself.

So I'm an art major. And I'd like to be an artist/designer. And I suck at art.

So I was all like: hey, what can I do to get better at art? How about I look in a mirror every day and draw myself? Ok, that'll work!

So that's the new project. A self-portrait every day to stretch my wings. I'll take emphasize a different technique/skill/whatever with each one, so instead of working on all aspec… Continue

No one thinks you're funny (RE: Colbert Report in Iraq)

No one thinks your names for your children are unique.

It doesn't take a saint to keep a baby with Downs Syndrome.

You're not fooling anyone, you can't actually see Russia from your house.

Russia can see you from their house.

You sound like you're from Wisconsin.

You can't jump over the Empire State Building, you're not Superman.

Everything you know is wrong.

Iraqis don't know what snow is.

I can dance better than you.



This rant… Continue

Added some random art to an album. Some of that is in my show tonight. I'll have some better documentation of pieces tonight. Hopefully it all goes over well (wish me luck, cross your fingers, etc.)

Speaking of which, I should get ready for that.

-Harrison

I got featured. I don't know whether to feel flattered or confused.

I'm going with flattered for the moment.

I've got an art show coming up in a few days (more like 1), after that I'll have a million pics of my friends and myself doing the crazy things that creatives do.

We do what we do when we do what we do.

I found a bag at American Apparel the other day that's only purpose is to provide a sanctuary to your expensive bag if you find yourself caught in the rain. I said this, "yo dawg I hea… Continue

How to open up a bar in three easy steps:

1) Contact distributors of major drinks/food items.

Little known fact: the coolers, equipment, drink guns and any other random machine you'd find in a bar that probably cost a good chunk of change were probably given for free by a big name company. Little bar owners effectively go up to these huge corporations and say, "Hey, I'm gonna be buying your product and using it daily. You're going to make a lot of money with me. What am I getting from you?". T… Continue