Worship Bacon?
Are you searching for Baconlightenment? Do you think bacon is the best food in the entire universe? I may have found the perfect religion for you! With The Holy Book of Bacon you can become an avid advocate! http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon
Complete with the Five baconic Laws :
1. Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
2. Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
3. Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
4. Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
5. Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
Thoughts on this?
Personally: LOL!
Complete with the Five baconic Laws :
1. Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
2. Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
3. Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
4. Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
5. Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
Thoughts on this?
Personally: LOL!
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Derek on -
I think that starting a Bacon religion, one is automatically picking a fight with the non-bacon eating people.
Now, if there was a Bacon/Tofu religion where one could equally substitute either diety - then, there you got something!
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Permalink Reply by Laurence on -
there is a point to this,
mainly We can see, hear, touch, (and very often) smell Bacon in it's different states. Be it alive, dead, frozen, cooked, or passing through your digestive system.
so we can conclude something...
BACON DEFINITELY EXISTS!! :P
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Permalink Reply by Jared Robinette on -
umm, this is a simple fat obsession. i don't mean, fat people, i mean that fat in bacon. the thing about food is, people love fat and salt. but we all know those things are bad for us. i'll tell you right now anytime you go into a fine dining restaurant you can throw your nutritional diet out the window. all that money your spending is going towards unhealthy food that tastes great. for instance, foie gras....almost pure fat...one of the most expensive things you can find on a menu. french restaurants in particular use SHIT TONS of butter. its the most important thing in french cooking i suppose. anyways...stop acting like bacon is awesome, just admit you love salty, fatty unhealthy food.
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Permalink Reply by Gabby on -
I admit it, I love salty, fatty, unhealthy food! Not bacon in all it's supposed greatness haha. But I'm always craving salt. Even though I know many things out there aren't very healthy I must satisy my taste buds :]
Speaking of butter, Waffle House. Ate there once and got so sick because of all the butter they used to cook with. It was just a bit too much for me haha.
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