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A 90-year old man goes into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of 1/4 tablets of Viagra. and the pharmacist then replies back saying "sorry sir, but we only do whole tablets"
The old man then replies. "Missy, at my age I've done everything and everyone I wanna do. I just need something to ensure I don't keep pissing on my slippers any more!!"
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Permalink Reply by salim dao on
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how man ears does Spock from Star Trek have?
3. the left ear, the right ear and the final front ear.
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Permalink Reply by Laurence on
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I once dated an Irish Catholic. It was a very frustrating experience...
You can take the girl out of Cork, but... :P
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Permalink Reply by Jason_md2020 on -
Divorce Lawyer to Mickey Mouse: "I'm sorry Mickey. You can't divorce Minnie on grounds of insanity."
Mickey to Divorce Lawyer: "I didn't say she was insane, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!!!"
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Permalink Reply by Primitive Dude on -
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Permalink Reply by Alex on -
What does a Llama use to wake up in the morning?
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An ALlama clock!
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Permalink Reply by Alex V. on -
The doctor to the patient:
- Mr. Smith, I have good news and bad news.
- Oh no... What's the good news?
- The good news is that you have 48 hours to live.
- That's the good news??? Then what's the bad news?
- I was supposed to tell you that two days ago...
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Permalink Reply by Primitive Dude on
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
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Permalink Reply by Jason_md2020 on
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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Permalink Reply by Primitive Dude on
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Nice.
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