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Permalink Reply by MacDavid on -
I think a deficit somewhere in my cultred"-ness" failed me cause this went over my head.
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Permalink Reply by Andy on -
A man, struggling to find food in America's Wild West, stumbles upon a native American Indian, also hunting for food. The man decides the best way to find food would be to team up with this Indian man, since he is an expert at hunting.
While hunting together, and without warning, the native Indian dives to the ground. With his ear to the earth, it appears he is listening to something.
A few seconds later, the Indian gets to his feet, looks at the man he is helping and says "Bull come".
"Wow!" the man says, "can you tell that just from listening to the ground?"
"No" replies the Indian.......... "Sticky face"
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Permalink Reply by alejandromederas on
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Hahahahaha! Sticky face...
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Permalink Reply by Leadpipe on -
a polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
"I'll have a ....
... beer."
The bartender says, "why the long pause?"
The polar bear looks down at his paws and says "these old things?" (better told than written)
Later, a whale walks into a bar and says NNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW because whales can't talk
Q: What's ET short for?
A: 'cuz he's got short legs.
Tip your waitress
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Permalink Reply by Matt Gowdy on -
Hey did you hear the one about the statistician who drowned in a river with an average depth of 4 feet?
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