Gentleman's Juice (tm)
Pardon me, but I just noticed we have a Dating/Relationships Forum, and since my Love Life is going Oh-So-Well these days, I thought I might take this time to share a little advice with the rest of the world.
It's a simply little beverage called Pineapple Juice, or as I like to refer to it, Gentleman's Juice... because it's the polite thing to do.
Guys: if you expect her to do it, make it as pleasant as possible, huh? she'll appreciate it. I promise.
Girls: if he's worth your time, he'll drink the pine...
(if you think this is too random or out of line, you're really missing out, and should probably lighten up. I recommend buying a quart of Gentleman's Juice and strolling around town drinking it publicly until some savvy chick spots you and demands a taste... know what I mean? [wink, wink])
It's a simply little beverage called Pineapple Juice, or as I like to refer to it, Gentleman's Juice... because it's the polite thing to do.
Guys: if you expect her to do it, make it as pleasant as possible, huh? she'll appreciate it. I promise.
Girls: if he's worth your time, he'll drink the pine...
(if you think this is too random or out of line, you're really missing out, and should probably lighten up. I recommend buying a quart of Gentleman's Juice and strolling around town drinking it publicly until some savvy chick spots you and demands a taste... know what I mean? [wink, wink])
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Permalink Reply by Professor Imagine on -
hmm... good point.
Ladies? Thoughts?
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Permalink Reply by Jordan on -
Don't expect her to do anything that you wouldn't do. If you aren't comfortable enough with your sexuality to taste test your own concoction, then don't be surprised if she isn't, either.
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Permalink Reply by Professor Imagine on
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haha. he said "con-cock-tion!"
(not doing much to encourage a mature attitude toward this conversation, I know... but I can't resist a good pun.... or a bad one for that matter.)
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Permalink Reply by A Certain Slant of Light on -
yum ;P
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Permalink Reply by Professor Imagine on
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thanks for not letting us down. no offense, but I had you pegged as "most likely to comment."
somehow, the username "Subliminal Vagina" adds a bit of street-cred to this thread.
8D
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Permalink Reply by Professor Imagine on
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dude... you've gotta give it time to metabolize (take effect). if you drank that gallon today, you should be able to taste the difference tomorrow. unless you're counter-acting the effect with asparagus or something.
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Permalink Reply by Laurence on -
Prof,
As well as drinking gentleman's juice, its important to regularly have one of these...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_QZpC9Lehc
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