good pick up lines you've heard or said

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Permalink Reply by Mark on August 12, 2008 at 11:17am

"Hi, I'm writing a book about pick-up lines. What would work with you?"

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Permalink Reply by I'llturnnative on August 12, 2008 at 12:06pm

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Permalink Reply by Leadpipe on August 12, 2008 at 2:04pm

in the way of "doomed to fail" pickup lines, I always liked "I'd make you an excellent single mother" if only for the audacity it would take to say it.

Or the downright douchy prickishness. Depending on who and how it's delivered, it could be funny on a few levels.

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Permalink Reply by LunarEffect on August 14, 2008 at 9:39am

If you say:
"I herd you liek mudkipz!"
and she says:
"Pokemans! Let me show you them!"
You've got a date!

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Permalink Reply by alejandromederas on August 14, 2008 at 6:55pm

Hahahahahahaha!

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Permalink Reply by TheZombieMuffinLady on August 23, 2008 at 9:13am

i actually had some guy said "so i heard you like mudkip" to me once... i laughed to hard...


he was a jerk... but the best thing ever...

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Permalink Reply by LadyLooLauren on August 14, 2008 at 1:16pm

"Baby are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"I'm like taco bell, I'll spice up your night!"

"Owch I burned my tongue will you kiss it and make it better?"

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Permalink Reply by LVS on August 15, 2008 at 8:32am

I just want to point out to you guys that I've never seen pick up lines work... except on your Mum. She loves it :oP

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Permalink Reply by I'llturnnative on August 22, 2008 at 3:56pm

oooo, buuuurrrrnnnn!!! :-D

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Permalink Reply by Vladimir on August 19, 2008 at 4:06am

How about "hi, are you here alone?" (when coming to lonely girl at party)

sorry I know this may sound primitive but I'm from primitive world =)

I heared a lot of phrases and lines in movies but I really think those will only work in movies and nowhere else...

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Permalink Reply by Mayank on August 21, 2008 at 2:38am

lol ooo i got some (never use them of course)

1. "Do you have any weapons on you...except for your eyes"
2. "I don't have a library card but i can't help checkin you out"
3. "Is your father a terrorist" - Why? - "Because only he could've made a bomb like you"

wooooooooo

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Permalink Reply by Spyker on August 21, 2008 at 3:00pm

One I heard recently,

(lick your finger and touch her top) 'lets get you out of those wet clothes'

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