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does anyone have zombie plans? you never know if you are going to need one!

so, for an our last english assignment of the year, my teacher is having us write a paper of our zombie plan. what we are going to do and why we decided on this plan. my zombie plan is that i am going to somewhere really cold. zombies don't have anybody heat so they willl freeze to death.

what is a zombie plan? it is a plan that you will do if there is a zombie attack. like a fire escape plan or an earthquake plan.

so what are your zombie plans... i am curious on what you will do if there was a zombie attack.

you never know....

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wow. that is intense... what would you put on a zombie? catsup? mustard? maybe a little basil?


but wouldn't you turn into a zombie? or do you specifically have to get bitten?

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Well in 28 Days Later a guy turned from having a drop of blood from an infected body get in his eye. So I'd have to go with transmission through bodily fluids.

That means use a condom kids....


....never mind that last bit. I'm just in a mood today.

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the dude will never turn into a zombie because he will have a protective suit on


WHAT UP FUTURISTIC SUIT

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How will you eat the zombies thru the protective suit?

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turn into a zombie or die from food poisoning. (things that make you go, "EWWWW!")

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all i gotta say to all you rookies, is take out your playstation consoles and play RESIDENT EVIL!!!! thats the best training we humans can get....

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My Plan is One I Have about six months of food, most of wich can be made with out power.
SO I'd stay in my house for six months assuming they hadnt goten in.
I'd sleep in my attic , And after the six pass, Assume the shit won't be as thick after six months.
Then I'd steal a car, hit up the stores in hopes of finding supply's and Wepons(don't own gun's).
And I'd travel , I would'nt like the idea of staying in one place for long simply cause I don't think it would take long before the governments of the world Start Fire bombing major citys.
also I would have to find a base , load up on MRE's guns and likely get a Hummer, like a real Army issue hummer, the ones that are like tanks.(Note to self, tank may be useable.)
Next Stop, Hollywood , Time To kill celebs I hate!lol
Have I over Thought this?
Also Plan two is, I die before I can do anything.

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Also If you all wanna brush up on your zombie killin skillz,
http://armorgames.com/play/1443/the-last-stand-2
It's a basic flash zombie side view shooting game.

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As to steal from Red vs. Blue, I'll hide in the North. Preferably Alaska. Zombies have no body heat, so they'll simply freeze before they get there!

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I have two weeks of food in my attic, not gonna tell you what happens when I run out of food, I don't want to risk you turning into a zombie and knowing what I'll be up to.
RvB ^_^

My plan is simple though, Me and some friends are gonna go to Bass Pro Shop, It's brilliant!!
There's Guns, unlimited Ammo, and tons of beef jerkey, what else would I need?!

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Heh. Nanobots. Gives a whole new definition to "debugging."

Hmm... Well, we'll need to secure an area that has an escape route that can be easily accessed form the inside, but not easily accessed from the outside... Food, weapons, replacement resources.

If you've played BioShock... Anybody else think we should start building Rapture minus the plasmids?

Underwater may well be the safest place if the earth and general world becomes overrun with zombies. This is of course if we cannot kill the zombies via the usual shot to the head or retro-virus or EMP pulse or what have you. Space is another option, but that would probably require a hundred years or so from now.

Cities will NOT be a good place to go unless you really need food. High ground like mountains is useful as long as you can grow or produce food, though this is variable to the infection pattern of the zombie crisis. ie. Don't grow crops if the infection is blood born and can be inputted into the rain cycle. Hunting will also require some finesse if more than humans become infected.

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